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Last Updated: 25.06.2025 04:24

Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Sean Combs’ ex describes relationship marked by ‘manipulation’: ‘I couldn’t say no’ - NPR
So they tried
share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Sean Combs Complains to Court Sketch Artist - Newser
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Bruce Willis Enjoys 'Sunday Funday' With Family Amid Dementia Battle - Realtor.com
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
Why am I not getting any atheists to debate with? Are they scared?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
3 Economic Events That Could Affect Your Portfolio This Week, June 16-20, 2025 - TipRanks
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Confirmed rabies case in Fayetteville after fox bites home inspector - WRAL.com
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
No go.
What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)