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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 25.06.2025 04:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Catatonics & High Colonics

Thumbs down again.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Nuts and Butts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

How do people move on so quickly? I’m still sprung over someone I was dating and he found someone else so fast. I feel hurt because I’m still head over heels over him while he’s out enjoying his life with someone new

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Sean Combs’ ex describes relationship marked by ‘manipulation’: ‘I couldn’t say no’ - NPR

So they tried

share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

Sean Combs Complains to Court Sketch Artist - Newser

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good

Just Forget it!

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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No, not a chance

Why am I not getting any atheists to debate with? Are they scared?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

Everyone loved it.

What are some other ways to respond to someone saying "thank you" besides "de rien" or "vous êtes bienvenue"?

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Confirmed rabies case in Fayetteville after fox bites home inspector - WRAL.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Then came..

No go.

What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

For an unpublished short story writer, what magazines or online publications offer the best chance of being recognized?

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are some cute stories with your crush?